- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have cancer, How 'bout you?

Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

What did the alcoholic Indian do? Continued to drink and further worsen his people's stereotype.

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock-knock Who's there? Not Jimmy

What does the composer Berg lack? Schoen.

A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Knock Knock. Who's there? Lettuce. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! AAAAHHHH!

Why do black people like watermelons so much? They don't. It's just a stereotype.

What do Jesus, The Easter Bunny, and Santa Claus all have in common? Their middle names are all Larry.

what did the cow say to shabab?....... want some milk

Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

Q. what did the kid say to his foreign language teacher about the test? A: i dont understand this test, its like in a complete different language

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

A potato walked into a bar and ordered a large bowl of french fries

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

A man walked into a bar. He said "ow". Tragic.

Why did h little boy drop his ice cream? Jerry Sandusky was behind him.

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