Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Why did the plane crash? Because, it's pilot was a bagel.

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Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

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how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

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What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

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Why did the chicken have a sore neck? Because the farmer cut the chicken's head off, and the body ran around for three minutes until it finally bled to death.

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What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

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What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

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What did the drunk homeless man get for his birthday? Liver cancer.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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A woman wears a dress.

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

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"I never want to see you again!" shouted Stevie Wonder to the genie in the bottle, as a young boy.

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

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One time there was a guy who jumped off a bridge and died

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Why was the teenage girl bleeding from her vagina? Because I had shot her in her vagina with my gun earlier that day.

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What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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