2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Roses are black. Violets are black. Black people are black, And you're a douche.

Youu might be a Jew if you........take part in a weekly service at your local synagogue.

Why are black people so good at basketball? they can SHOOT, STEAL and RUN.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: what's green and fluffy? A: green fluff

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

If Tigger was a black panther Christopher Robin would have named him Nigger.

what's black and can't swim?

whats brown and booky a book.

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What did the old man say to kid who was begging to his mommy? Shut up.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's the new green? Green

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? One is a type of small aquatic craft, and the other is a human being who practices Judaism.

What is meant by the term 'Biological control''? Not ending up on the Jeremy Kyle Show.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Snape dies. ^ Spoiler Alert tarelona major

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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