- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Go online. why? To get a quote. why? To save money. why? Because we said so! Parenting can be hard. See how easy it is to save with GEICO.

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is both deaf and blind. Driving would be an extremely hazardous action for herself and other nearby drivers.

Guess what? You guessed it.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

A white guy and a black guy are sitting in a bar. The white guy apologizes to the black guy for the hundreds of years of slavery endured by his people.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a wanted serial killer on the run from the police

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

what did the man say to his horse? sex. -teagan doherty

Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

Whats the difference between a monkey and a baby? Eating a baby tastes better with saltines.

What sound did the man make? Splatt. He fell off a building.

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