a black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. the bartender says thats cool where did you get it ....... the parrot says africa

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Why did the black man go to the store with a gun? He recently bought it a couple days before to go hunting, but it wasn't working correctly.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

I was raped the other day... I still did more work than the bitch

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Why did the man sit on the chair? Because he was tired of standing

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Q: What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

So theres a man, a horse, and a piglet in a helicopter. Upon noticing this, the pilot jumps out of the plane and the animals go crashing to their doom.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

three people walked into a bar and there was a blackman,a jew,a white man and a nazi bartendor which ones did he shoot? The black and the jew and the white man

How am I supposed to eat soup without an envelope?

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

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