- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a gun Get in the van

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

why did the black guy buy magnum condoms? because his white friend knew the cashier and thought it would be awkward for himself to buy them.

Why couldnt Hellen Keller drive? Because vehicles werent invented yet.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

Why did Sara fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sara.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

WHAT DYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MEAN YE DON'T KNOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW?

Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? Twister

How many immature teenagers does it take to change a light bulb? Ya mum.

Why didn't the black man finish his lunch? He wasn't hungry

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??