- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

My Butthole.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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