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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree He was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree It was staples to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Peer pressure

What do you call cheese that doesn't belong to you? Someone else's cheese.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

Why do woman cook dinner? Because their husband has 6 jobs and is trying to support his family so she does a part and cooks dinner.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy became cold easily.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What's worse than being a Packer fan? Walking around with cheese on your hea... Oh, wait...

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why'd he fall off again? Because we put him back on.

How many friendzoned guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just compliment it then get mad when it won't screw.

Light travels faster than sound, thats why people look smart until they talk.

The saying "When Pigs Fly" Can easily be canceled. Just tie a rocket and wings to it and let it go.

How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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