- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Goats are like toilets, I shit in them

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

A prostitution ring operates out of a subway. How much does the prostitute with a foot long penis cost? About $300, for a 12 inch penis is very rare and desirable.

Why couldn't Jack and Jill climb the hill? Because they were bagels.

Two friends are arguing over who is the best pie maker. '' I've made pumpkin, apple, peach, cherry, blueberry, and sweet potato!" " Yeah well I've made all of those AND pecan!'' ''Yeah well have you ever made boysenberry pie?!" "No! What the hell!" in a calm tone " Yeah, me neither."

Why did the black guy stop drinking his kool-aid? He learned of its high sugar content and began to drink a glass of water as a healthier option.

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

PATIENT: Doctor, doctor, I can't see my legs DOCTOR: That's because you're blind

Jamie Stegman was dead. LOL

What's the difference between a baby and an onion? I cry when I chop up an onion.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Liverpool City Football Club

What is E.T. short For? So he can fit on ship

Whats worse then a dead baby? 10 dead babies

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road To walk back

feminists.

A American seeking into mexico

what is black and is a really bad neighbor. your bad neighbor wearing a black shirt.

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