- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

what did the window say to the other window nothing they are both inanimate objects

The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

why did the chicken stop in the middle of crossing the road? to get to the other side

Beethoven! It is true? Did you really lose your hearing? Yes.

Who's dumb and retarted. A person that is dumb and retarted.

Why don't vampires like garlic? Every vampires was raped by a garlic salesman.

OMG I was sexting my friend and I accidentally sent my naked picture to my parents. What do I do? Tell your friend that you accidentally sent your naked picture to your parents.

Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

So a guy comes into a bar... And he is cited for public indecency.

What is the difference between a white gut and a black guy? The level of melanin in their skin.

What's worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust.

Q: What did the monkey say to the parrot? A: I like trains so feed me bananas!

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Q:What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

What does a cow do at McDonald's? He is eaten by obese people.

If you die, and have 5 cents in your pocket, does the toast still land jelly side down?

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