Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Donald Trump

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Whats the opposite of red? Fish!

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

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Q: If Alma have 4 corners..? A: Then there must be something wrong with Alma...

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A fat African a rich mexican and a gay guy jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? The gay guy because fat Africans and rich Mexicans don't exist

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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I'm HIV positive.

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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