- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

i killed my family

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

Whats bent but straight for danielle? Joseph Plummer

Your parents shouldn't have met. I was thinking that as I contemplated suicide.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Your mother is so fat, that somebody should inform her of the risks of eating unhealthy foods because she could obtain life threatening diseases.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

How do you blind an Asian? Rip out his eyeballs.

Guess who is violent. Osama

Why didn't Susan go to school on show-and-tell day? Because she's dead.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him.

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

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