Why did Justin Bieber break his leg? Because, like you and I, he is faced with the same challenges and dangers on a daily basis, and should all take necessary precautions in his every day life.

How did baby Bobby spend his summer vacation? He didn't, he died from heat exhaustion.

What's the most confusing day in Mexico? Father's Day.

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Try this on your friend Have him start with "knock knock" Then blankly stare at him, if he asks you To reply tell him no one is home

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

38 studio's new game... Finance City

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

Paris Hilton spend 2 whole days in the slammer due to possesion of narcotics. I would have gotten 20 to life... no... it's not funny...

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

if i have 2 bananas, and you have 2 bananas, then together we have 4 bananas what are the chances?

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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