I was watching Fox news.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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Why did the Catholic Priest get arrested? Tax-evasion.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

Long joke Your such a downey

Laughter and joy... You are really sweet you know.. Excuuuse me princess! But Like Mickey Mouse never changed... From a Potato peeler to some fuckup private detective in a trenchcoat. So tell me, what character did Walt Disney draw before Mickey Mouse?

the nintendo 3ds is being released this week. its the first 3d portable gaming device that doesnt require glasses, also known as a ball...

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

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if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

"Knock knock..." "come in"

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

Adam: knock knock!! Eve: who's there? Adam: don't be silly, just open the f*cking door!!

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room without dinner.

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

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