A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

Penis

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Shltskc gw? G

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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