Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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What made Chuck Norris cry? Stubbing his toe

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What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

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What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

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Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

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A convict is ripping out stop signs .. and a police comes out of no where and screams "What are you doing?!" The guys says Ripping up stop signs..

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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why was the little boy screaming. he realized he was an asian

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

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Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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