Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

What's black, hairy, and full of hate? Hitler's moustache.

What's more fun then spinning a dead baby around on a clothesline at 50 miles an hour? Stopping it with a shovel.

i found waldo.

When life gives you lemons, That's physically impossible. Life cannot physically hand you lemons.

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

How did the conductor survive the Electric Chair? - He was a bad conducter

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

whats black with purple?nothing no animals or humans have anything like that

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

What did Joe get for his first birthday? Nothing he died at birth

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

A women left the kitchen.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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