- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter, it won't come anyways.

Call of Duty is a good game.

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Knock, Knock Whos there? Banana Banana Who? Banana i didn't say your moms dead.

Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

Yanter, Look it up

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

Why cant Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukaemia.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

why did the black guy where orange shoes? Because he likes orange.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why did Austin Bell smell like tuna? He had sea food at Joes Crab Shack

An elephant walks into a bar. It was so big that it broke a lot of things.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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