What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Q- what the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A- The Wheelchair

What did the fat girl use on Wii Fit? Cheat Codes.

What did the woman say to her abusive husband? You're hurting me.

what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

why did the jewish man die answer The hollucost

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

Did you hear about my new Muslim friend? Hes the bomb!

Who is a pussy? Jeff Misner

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Mets.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

what's worse than being hiv+? having full blown aids.

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

A black and a white walk into a bar, d.r. King would be proud.

Why can't Michael Jackson play chess? He's dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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