- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

How do you make a baby cry? You kill its mother.

What did the asian boy's parents say when he came home with a report full of b-pluses? "You did well, but try harder next time."

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why did the little kids call the boy "pornboy" Because he showed gay porn at the bus stop

How can you kill someone who looks like a squirrel? With an bomb. That would kill most people.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt, its just a myth

Womens Rights

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

I live in a very rural area, so it's not easy to just go to the store and pick something up. I try to find out how to do things with the stuff I have on hand, so I Googled spot remover, but there are only pictures of stain cleaners. Please help. Spot has rabies.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Justin Beiber's Talent.

How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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