I went out back to bury my hoe.. with a hoe..

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Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

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Why was the black man kicked out of the restaurant? Blatant racism was still very prevalent at that time and place.

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What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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Johnny fell out of the window. Except he didn't fall I pushed him

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What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

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what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

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That akward moment when you tell a person you like them and they don't respond.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

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A jew enters a mall.

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Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

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So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Photons have mass? i didn't even know they were catholic.

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HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

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A black car pulls up early in the morning and slows down by your house You see him pull a mysterious object out of his car and point it at you, The paper boy tosses a newspaper at you

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A antijoke? The "new and better" Duke Nukem. "Power armor is for poossies! My ego is going to... ARGH! Both my arms are blown away... well Duke Nukem is too awesome! He uses his legs..ARGH MY LEGS! Well Duke Nukem is dead... but his ego will keep the remains of his corpse fighting aliens! Yeah ego!" Nukem: I got balls of fail...

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Why do people insist on drinking diet soda meanwhile eating extremely unhealthy food? Because some people like the taste of diet soda over regular soda.

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Q: What do the Gynecologist and the pizza delivery man have in common? A: They both get to smell the goods but neither one of them can eat it

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

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Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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