Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

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whats black and strange a paki

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

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why did Susie fall of the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who`s there? not Susie

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Are you gay. No. Ok.

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

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Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

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Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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Why are AntiJokes so funny? Because your brain analyses them and makes you laugh.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

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What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

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A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

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Yo mama so stupid she was trying to put her M&M's in alphabetical order

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How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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