- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting full-blown AIDS? Finding a half-eaten worm in your apple.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

A man walked into a bar. He has been in a coma for six weeks now.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

knock knock who's there? penis in penis in who? penis in you

Comes a giraffe on a scooter to the hospital and asks: 'can I have some flour?'.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

Why did Alex fall off the swing? he had no arms

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

What did the monk give to the cancer patient? His love and reassurance.

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Q: If you see a gipsy drowning, what will you throw him?! A: His family.

why do you always see black people smoking? because your neighbors are black and they smoke on their porch,a place you can probably see from your house.

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