- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Two giant paint bubbles!

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

what did Tim do when he got married? He kissed the bride Mecheoo LOVES ASS

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Your so stupid that when during your baseball game your third base coach told you to run home, you did. The next day, you failed your test.

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What is green and fuzzy and when it falls from a tree, your dead? A pool table.

what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

what did the guy say to the goose? i know you don't understand but my life sucks. my wife just dumped me for another man and my kids hate me. thank you. you are the only one to understand.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

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