- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Why is a bird when it flies? Because the higher it goes the much.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Hey there, I like bananas! No you don't.

If pro is the opposite of con what's the opposite of progress? Retrogression.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

My Butthole.

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What's long, hard and full of semen? An erect penis prior to ejaculation.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What is in your backyard and is stalking you? Corn

Who wins the battle of climbing a fence, the Mexican Man or the Black Man? The Mexican Man, the Black Man is still hanging from the tree.

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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