- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks, as he saw the first two men previously walking into it, and it looks like it rather hurt.

What's funnier than 1 anti- joke? Two anti- jokes.

What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

Why did the mexican jump over the fence? It was a shortcut.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Whats the difference between a dog and a piranha? Their names.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How many seals does it take to unscrew a lightbulb? Depends on how high the ceiling is.

What's black, white, and red all over??? A penguin in a blender.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

A young black guy was explaining how he was raised by a single mother

If two blondes had a kid it would probably be a blonde because two recessive chromosomes have a higher chance of showing than one dominant gene.

The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A black guy and a white guy are arguing over what race god is. So they go to god and ask what race he is. They never got their answer, because god doesn't exist.

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