what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

Your mother is so fat that she's more prone to cardiovascular disease than other people who stick to the proper BMI or body mass index

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

a man makes a bad joke

Your mom goes to college. Actually, she graduated a while back!

What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

How do you entertain a bored pharaoh? (written in 1600 BCE - Westcar Papyrus) -You sail a boatload of young women dressed only in fishing nets down the Nile and urge the pharaoh to go catch a fish

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

Why do mexicans eat tacos? Because they're good

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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