Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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Why don't you run over a black guy on a bike? Because It's probably your bike..

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Your mom is so dumb that she had a below average score on her IQ test.

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I walked into a Mcdonald's and ordered a Big Mac. I regretted it later.

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Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

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What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

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A man walks into a bar.. and has a bomb strapped to his chest

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

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Why couldn't the Asian couple have a white baby? Because two Wongs were mixed up in the paperwork so as a result the other Wong family ended up getting the child.

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Why doesn't Susie have a bike? She has no arms. Who pushed Johnny off a cliff? Definitely not Susie.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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What's the worst place to land when parachuting off an airplane? A. In the middle of an ocean B. In a war zone C. Inside an active volcano D. In a justin beiber concert

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what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

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why did the zebra cross the road?

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What is worse than the Holocaust? Women's sports

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Q: What's blue and fuzzy? A: Blue fuzz

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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How do you make a boy cry? Kill his family

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

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Bible Games aka Bible Buffet: SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Sometime after the death and return of Superma... Jesus. God: RAISE FROM YOUR GRAVE! Jesus slays holy white beasts: POWER UP! POWER UP! HOMO UP! Uh did he say homo u... ARGH! CANNOT CONTAIN LEVEL OF HOMO! TURNING FURFAG/ALTERED BEAST. A wild Saten appears!: WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! Jesus used gay wolf punch, it was not very effective... wild Saten uses OMFG HE TEARS OFF HIS OWN HEAD AND THROWS IT AT JESUS! Its super effective! Jesus Dies. Moral: Second coming? He came back to meet his disciples and crap AFTER quoting "ill be back", did he promise some third coming? Is that why people have been waiting for over 2000 years? :P

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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