Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

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ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

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Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

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you that read wrong no you typed it wring my mind just rearranged the words to make grammatical sense

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whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

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Who made it down the cliff first the blonde or brunet? The brunet, the blonde had to stop for directions

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roses are red violets are indigo

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

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Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

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If you add two 1's together its 11 if you add two 2's together its 22 If you add two 3's together its 33 So what happens if you add 4 and 4? No you dumb-ass its not 44, its 8

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What's clear, glass-like, and makes your brain feel like it's exploding just by smelling it? Crystal Meth

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Who wants $300? Me too.

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A man walks into a bar. Ow

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Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

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There once was a man from Nantucket, With a penis so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, as he wiped off his chin, If my ear was a cunt, that’d be strange.

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Q. What's white and lives in a tree? A. A fridge.

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Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

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* two sisters are making yo mama jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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what do you say when your phone is broken? A: my phone is broken

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Why did the Chicken Cross the Road? The Light was red.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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