- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What did the captain say to the priest? We're on a boat.

Why did the leaf fall of the tree? Because it was fall

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "cum" on your face.

A: Knock Knock.. B: Who's there? A: John B: John Who? A: Shut the hell up, i'm masturbating.

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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Why dose my mom have a penis? She is a man

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

A horse walks into a bar and begins to moo. Everyone is confused until it takes off its costume and reveals it's just a cow.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

Roses are blue Violets are red I shot your valentine Straight in the head

Why did Billy run away from a mysterious adult? He was playing the iconic game known as tag where 2+ people chase each other in an attempt to tag them.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

Why did the Chicken cross the roead? It didn't

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