- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

i killed my family

Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

get it right up there, says jacob while with danni

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has Stevie Wonder.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion? Answer- Take me to your weeder!

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