- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy 1: Why did Captain Hook die? Guy 2: Because he wiped his anus with a hook? Guy 1: No, because everyone dies.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger! Wrong. What doesn't kill you could leave you in a parapledgic state.

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it was tree

I've never seen your mother, so I won't make any vile suggestions concerning her weight.

Q. why did the boy who just had his first kiss feel no emotion? A. He got hit a Croquet mallet and died

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

A blonde walks into a bar ouch

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I would like a rum and............ Coke." The bartender asks, curiously, "What's up with the big pause?" The bear looks down at his paws, embarrassed, and mumbles under his breath, "social anxiety."

38 studio's new game... Finance City

A horse walks into a bar. "Why the long face?" asks the bartender. "I'm a horse, it's genetic." replied the horse, confused at the bartender's infantile understanding of evolution and other species.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

I like my women how i like my coffee. Without a penis.

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