- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

What do you call an Arab guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

How does a man with no arms ride a bicycle? He can't, he loses control and falls over, getting a few scrapes and bruises.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Where do penguins keep their money? No where. Penguins don't have a money economy

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

Q. Why did the fence break? A. Too many mexicans were climbing it.

How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

Whats the difference between a green apple and a red apple? Their colors.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Your mother is so fat that when she sits around the house she is likely to be there for some time.

who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? To get his chemotherapy

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