- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do you get when you cross a Pigeon with a Mailbox? A Carrier Pigeon, they are extinct now.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

If there's something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? The Police.

Guest: "Why does your dog sit there and watch me eat?" Hotel Host: "I can't imagine, unless it's because you have the plate he usually eats from."

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

How many pairs of jordans does your dad have? None, he lost both his legs in vietnam.

Hey I just met you you are a sneaker smell my gym socks and then pick oot throughyour nose

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

An alligator walks into a bar. The bar tender calls animal control and calmly escorts everyone out the back door.

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

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