- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

Want to hear a joke? Women's rights.

A man walks in to a bar, wakes up the next morning with the news that they have found a cancerous tumor in his neck.

a lady says, " i cant stand this." Th guy next to her had his legs blown off and will never be able to stand again.

A man walks into a bar. He's black. Its 1962. He is immediately arrested.

What did muscleman say to his dad? You know who else is my dad? MY MOM!

89 bottles of beer on the wall, 89 bottles of beer, if one alcoholic passes the wall, 0 bottles of beer on the wall!

Knock, Knock. Lol jk, we all know knock knock jokes fricken suck.

what do you call a kid with no arms and legs under a bus an ambulance, he's obviously in pain

saftey torch you can out it on the porch. saftey torch put it in the hallway. saftey torch scare the monsters away. saftey torch that'll be 50 bucks.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

what do u call a lesbian with long hair? a long haired lesbian.

Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

how do you call a big red creature eating rocks? the big red rock eating creature.

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What has two legs? Half a cat

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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