Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why did the little girl fall off of her bike? Because she didn’t have any arms. like your mom

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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WOw you have no life

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

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Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL THIS JOKE??? A: Another joke you didn't think was funny... REFRIGERATOR!! O.k. Now it's funny!

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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How did Helen Keller's Parents punished her? The put a doorknob on her door.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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Why did the shark eat the girl? Because she was ugly

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Q. What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A. A gay bar

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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Q. What did the fat man say when he ate a salad? A. Yum.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

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Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Anti Joke

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