Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzhiemers Wait, who are you

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How do u get a baby to stop crawling in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor

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The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

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Actual jokes are now obsolete.

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A wise man once told me that friends are like cookies. He was a cannibal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

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I'm going to Re-write History... History

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How can you tell if your blind date is going to be good looking? Go on the date and see if they're good looking.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What did the man say to the cat? Nothing. He doesn't have a cat.

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What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

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NO I AM NEROCHAN LEFT!

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

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Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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