- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a classified space mission for N.A.S.A.

Have you seen Stevie Wanders new house? No. Neither has he.

What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her with a knife.

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

Whats grey and kills people, Terminal cancer,I lied about the grey color

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

What do baseball and The Holocaust have in common? They're both sports, except for the The Holocaust.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

How many women does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Usually just one, and a ladder.

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

thomas!!!!

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a whore.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light-bulb? I'm melting!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

What disease did Harry Styles get? 1Infection! (if you don't know, Harry Styles is 1direction's manager)

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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