- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chubby bird that you were staring at you angry. Because you were looking at him.

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse then says nothing because horses cannot talk, only humans can talk.

Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

Is your refrigerator running? No.

what do a blonde and a brunette have in common? They were both red-heads until they walked into great clips.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

why doesn't the werewolf like Ferrari's a werewolf being a mythical creature would most likely not have a preference as to what kind of car he drives because he would not exist

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why cant the asian find his family? His eyes were too squinty

what do you when a black guy gives you a muffin. you eat it because he was your waiter.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

What make's a constuction worker drop's his hammer? MC Hammer moves.

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