- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is black and looks like a rasberry a blackberry

What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Where's my baby??

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

a pope and a catholic priest walk into a bar... the priest orders... then the pope says to the bartender "I'll have what hes having." so the bartender takes out a small child and says ...."are you sure?"

Why did 3 kids mom's die last year? Because they were depressed and committed suicide.

Two fish are swimming and hit a cement wall. One fish says Dam.

Why did you laugh at this joke. Because it was funny.

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How many jews can you fit in a car? As many as the compacity of the car can hold and how big the jews are

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

What do an airplane and a grape have in common? They both have wings, except the grape.

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What's red, crunchy, and hard to chew. A brick.

Why was the boy late for dinner? He got in the van.

Want to hear a dirty joke? Well... I can't tell you. It's inapropriate.

What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Sigh, at times like this I begin to ponder what I am doing with my life. I do not look that much like some anime character thingie, she is awfully cute for a anime character though.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

a. why? b. because

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