- Anti Joke

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Bark I'm a tree

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Bark I'm a tree

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

You know what would be funny? If the Incredible Hulk asked Spiderman to change his diaper.

Roses are red Violets are black Why is your chest as flat as your back?

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Bark I'm a tree

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*