- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black when its clean and white when its dirty? A black guy that rolls in flour.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was curious about something that had diverted his attention.

Women's rights.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

How do you stop an African outlaw who uses child soldiers? Angelina Jolie

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

A Jew finally tipped He was in a canoe

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

womans having rights.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

Why did Little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Kncok Whose there? Not Sally

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Touch it gently, put two fingers inside, if it's wide use three fingers, make sure it's wet and rub up and down. Yep that's how you wash a cup.

What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIP CREAM!

what happened when the boy jumped? he landed

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

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