your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose? Nobody nose.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

My jeans

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Q:When a T- Rex walks into your house what does it mean? A: Your on pot, T-rex's are extinct

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

A bartender walks into a bar, and starts his shift.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A vet.

Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

Anders Lungren is a worthless peice of scrub

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't know how to rhyme Refrigerator ------------

what is the color of a burp burple

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