- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

why should you not shake a baby? because if it dies it wouldnt know that its parents hate them.

Two lions are walking down the street. One lion says to the other, "where is everybody?"

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

Brother : you see this hand Sister : yes Brother : if you dont leave ill slap you with it Sister : no you wont !SLAP!!!!

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Adam Chebali is awesome

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

My little league baseball coach measured the team for cups. Its 9 years later and we still dont have those cups.

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