What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Chuck norris is seen standing outside a bakery in Paris holding numchucks. He just finished lunch

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Why did the man die when he saw the light? It was a strobe light and he died from an epileptic seizure

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roses are black your mamas white i didnt mean to say it but it's right

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Yo Mama is so poor, she can barely keep a steady income and cannot support her family of 10 even with support of food stamps and wel fair and will probably die soon due to diabetees because she wasted her food stamps on food that is bad for the average persons diet and due to a lack of exercise. I am worried about her she seems very depressed due to her wight and fatality outlooks and you should probably direct her to your local clinic to make sure she is OK and try to help her with her weight mangment problems. I am scarred for you and your family and I wanted to make sure you are ok and are doing well in education and are on track for a very bright future probably going to a universety which you will pay for with student loans from a bank in the local area. I am extremely worried so are you OK with all of those things I said before and if you are not I can help you get onto the right track and your mom can have a happier longeer life filled with fun happinnes wisdom life and other things like peace and forgivness for all people should get that it is part of our natural human rights and we deserve such things I speak of. Are you ok and does your life apply to thing things I have said in the past couple of motivational minuites. ''get the fu^k off porch''

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A man sees another man standing at the edge of a tall bridge looking down. Man: Don't jump! No one wants you to die. You have your whole life to live and I'm sure you will find happiness somewhere. I was once in the same position as you, questioning if god really wanted me on this earth at all. But I decided to make something of myself and now I am a very successful busness man. You can do the same if you just put your mind to it and put your troubles behind you. Other man: I was just admiring the view.

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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why did the midget beat the basketball player in a foot race? the basketball player got bit by a scorpion and died within minutes.

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Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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Yesterday, upon the stair, I met a man who wasn't there. I saw him there again today; I've been sectioned. [L]

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What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

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Why was the little boy crying? Because a stranger shoved explosives up his butthole.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender. And there was nothing funny about that.

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Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

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Why couldn't the pirate watch the violent movie? Because pirates died along time ago

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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