What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What is Worst than having a cancer ? Having two cancer

Antijokes...

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

What do you call a black person flying an airplane? The pilot.

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

Dwight Howard

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

How do you drown a black? - pop their lips

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why did the whale rape a guy? He wanted to see what would happen.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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