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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you stop a black man from drowning take your foot off his head

What's the new green? Green

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

why did the chicken cross the road i hate it when people ask questions they already know the answer to

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

wanna hear a better joke? casey.

Twelve men walk into a bar, and get stuck in the door because it's far too small for all of them to walk through at the same time.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

There are two muffins in an oven. Since they are inanimate objects, they do nothing but sit there and bake until they are a golden brown color, at which point a man takes them out of the oven and eats them for breakfast.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

What do an octopus and a cat have in common? They are both multicellular organisms that are living creatures, and therefore are both sentient and can perform simple tasks and make simple decisions.

You all have Aids

what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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