what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

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What do you call a spoiled black daughter? Tiana (Disney Princess)

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charlie sheen becomes sober.

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What's brown, smelly, and will never have a job? Poop.

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Why did the Titanic sink, even though people said it was unsinkable? Grit and determination.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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Why is the sky blue during day? Because it would be night if it was black.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

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What did the vampire use to make tea? Hot water, a kettle, and some nice green tea leaves given to him by his great uncle for kwanza.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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are you saying pam, or pan?

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i was born with 99 medical problems, and the difficulty to count till 100.

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What do old people break when they fight? A sweat

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What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

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99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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what did the bartender say to the customer? a. is it the first option b. is it the second option c. is it the third option.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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