What happened to the Jew who went to France? He had a very enjoyable time and visited many of the remarkable landmarks around the country.

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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A rabbi,a priest and minister didnt walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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what's the worst part of your kid dying the clean up

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A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

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The child was fired from his job.

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Why did the airplane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot.

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What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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Why did the big refrigerator fall down the cheese Because i licked my own ear and it got scared and cheese for no raiSOnsD

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The awkward moment when Delilah got hit by a bus.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

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How to pick up chicks Pick up a chicken but must be a baby

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What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

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Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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