YEAH THEY DO!

The holocaust

whats worse than death getting your nuts ripped of by a rabid racoon

Whats funnier than a dead baby? Pretty much anything.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

I like school Said no one ever.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not intelligent enough to realize the hazardous dangers of crossing the street.

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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