What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got hitted by a drunken driver and died last week, when he was cycling to school.

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Why was the baby flying? Because it's face was stapled to the propeller of a helicopter.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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A little boy walks into a bar its fine, he's over 21, he just looks younger.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

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What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

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Doctor, everybody despises me. That cant be totally true you despicable piece of shite!

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

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Q:Why did the little girl jump in the pool and drown? A:because she didn't know how to swim

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first monkey.

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Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

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What's the Green Lantern's favorite holiday? Hannukah

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Q: how do u wake lady gaga up? A: you poke-poke poke her face.

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A quadriplegic walked into a bar, and... oh, whoops, nevermind.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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I have a dirty joke. Poop.

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Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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