there is nothing better than waking up to realise that your being hugged by your partner unless that partner is not home

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Yo mama so fat that when she jumped into a pool she displaced more water than someone who was of a normal weight

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An Englishman, an American and a Frenchman are standing on the side of a cliff. The Englishman jumps off the cliff. The American also jumps off the cliff. He is followed by the Frenchman. Suicide and depression are major problems in today's world regardless of nationality.

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How did the little boy fall off his bycicle? Prior to this incident, a psychopathetic killer murdered his family. Therefore, to escape the killer, the boy got onto his bycicle in hopes of manuvering away from the threat. Since it was nighttime he did not notice the fault in the asphalt.( No ryhme intendid.) From flipping over his handlebars, he fell unconcious. Upon the killer spotting the boy, he sliced his head off and left the scene to not be spotted by police.

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Why do black people eat Kentucky Fried Chicken? Because there is Protein in chicken and without protein their bodies would succumb to such diseases as Kwashiorkor and Cachexia.

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No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

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An old man, and his daughter are walking down the street. They are having a nice time, until the daughter turns around to see the old man lying on the ground in pain because of the crippling arthritis in his back that has caused him agony and discomfort for years.

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What did the two homosexual dolphins do when nobody was around? They continued on their way because neither of them had met.

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What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Roses are red violets are purple what the hell happened to your ugly face

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Q: What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? A: The wheel chair.

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how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

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What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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