- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Knock knock Who's there? Banana? Knock knock Who's there? Banana Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad you don't have cancer?

What's worse than finding a worm in the apple you're eating? Many things could be worse than that, from the less severe e.g. Finding half a worm in the apple you're eating to the more severe, such as the total collapse of civilization.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

Which disney princess always stays old? Snow White

Funeral... You can't spell it without FUN

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

What's green and fuzy and could kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

A: Knock knock. B: Come in. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ?cash(p)

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

A guy asks someone's name. The other guy answer that his name is Steeve.

Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

two men are in a bathroom (note they are not in the same stall) the guy on the left says how are you and the guy on the right says hold on im pooping.

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