- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Why can't jokes spit?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Why did Mia fall off of Lucy's bike? Because Lucy didn't like Mia and shot her in the face.

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

What did the duck say to the pickle? Quack

How many women does it take to ski across the pit of lava? None, they would burn and die.

I once did something.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

why was the jewish boy afraid of ovens? because he developed an irrational fear of kitchen appliances. he would later, as an adult seek counseling and overcome his fear.

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

what falls from the sky, is white, and can kill you a refrigerator

A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. The Clouds are white. Thank God I am too.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

How do you stop a car from hitting a kid? You don't.

you better accept "balls in yo mouf"...

How do you kill a mime? Shoot him in the face.

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