- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

what do you call someone with one arm? Handicapped.

Why was the priest circumcised? He had a very painful urinary tract infection

Inspirational story: There once was an ugly old man who was so ugly everyone died. The end -Matt

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

What is Sally's favorite flavor ice cream? She can't eat ice cream, she's lacktose and tollerant.

give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

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An Asian, a redneck, an Irish, and an Iranian walk into a bar. All but the Iranian were asked to go back to the parking lot and park their car to take up only one space.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? Hi!

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

why did Suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.... well then knock knock! whis there? suzie. suzie who? she doesnt know either...she has no arms!

A family of five sit on a bench, the bench falls the family die.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

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