- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

What did the senator do after he typed he email? He clicked the send button.

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

whats worse than being out in the cold? Being on the sun.

Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

The truth is he loves her!!

Why can't february march Because april may

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

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I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Like does not mean said. You can blame Justin Bieber for that one, cuz he was like "Baby Baby Baby" and I was like "no"

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

A white man got injected by Heroin at a party and got instantly addicted.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

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