what did the one girl say to the other girl? i like your shoes.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

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Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

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why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

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A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

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Q: How do you shoot blue flames from your hands? A: You start to duck and lean forward quickly before you fully reach to duck as you punch as hard as you can, a blue flame should come out as Japanese bullshit automatically spews out of your mouth. It should not take more than a try or two...

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Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

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What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

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If you don`t see a banner here, it doesn`t mean it wont come back to annoy you whenever it feels like.... P.S, Advertising helps us get rich while permanently harming your ability to focus, Please be understanding! PS: Why the hell do they use capital letters after you know, Commas? its, Weird!

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

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How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut, you ***ing racist.

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How is a woman like a condom? They are not. A woman is a human being and a condom is a man-made rubber object used as contraception in sexual intercourse

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yada yada

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Well this is pointless.....

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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