Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

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Gordon Brown smiles.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

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Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

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A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

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Why did Chuck Norris fall of the cliff? Because he was pushed.

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A giant foot comes over the town and a man says "theres something big afoot" hahahahahahaha

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Whta's the difrence betwen a goat and a hors? The goat goed too eet the hors thre day ago!

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all entered their designated classrooms to begin AP testing. They all worked extraordinarily hard to earn a passing grade and receive college credit. The brunette and the redhead received passing, yet average, grades. The blond also received a score that reflected the amount of effort she put into studying and memorizing the material, because there is no correlation between hair color and intelligence.

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What do you call a joke with no punchline?

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What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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