- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

What do you call an asian that is black? Please tell me, I was asking a question.

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One Zebra and One Elephant was walking in the desert, the Zebra said its hot and the elephant said i know.

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

What starts with "P" and ends with "orn"? Popcorn

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are white Daisies are yellow Why am I naming flower colours?

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

Bob Saget that is all

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

What do you call a red ballon? It depends on its color duh!

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

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You are so down to earth, and never confuse that with "simple minded".

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

whats white jizz

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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