what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

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if a dog won't bark, there's no way you can teach it to talk.

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What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

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Besides the kama-sutra, what is the most popular sex position in India? 68 and 88. Moral: Mutation people... mutation... use your imagination.., Still gotta feel a bit of envy/admiration, it is known as the happiest nation of the world, with a happiness rate with a constant well over 80 percent, and that is FAR over any other nation.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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ugvvvvvv

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why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

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caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

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If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

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In other news, a Florida man was arrested today for stealing candy...with a knife.

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that wall over there ->

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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