A man walks into a coffee shop and buys a bookshelf.

One time, as a dare, John was forced to eat 5 king size chocolate bars, 3 cakes, 8 Oreo Milkshakes, and 7 packages of Krispy Kreme Donuts. As a result, John has diabetes.

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men, men like men= men+bed

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What happens when your scared half to death...twice!!? Nothing, being scared half to death is an expression, you should not be fearing for your life.

I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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You know your in Houston when... The highway sign says so.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans.

When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

Who is that? That is my daughter, She likes climbing trees.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Bus....

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

Where would you find 10 dead babies buried next to each other? In a cemetary.

what do you call a Nice Nazi A Nazi... He's still a Nazi.

What's the similarities between a spoon and a duck. Both are not a lamp

i'm here at a school my friend is eats a pool fuck yeh

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I don't know why.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

How do you help a chronic drug addict? Buy him or her more drugs. They NEED it.

Q; What's the new slogan for the TSA? We handle more junk than EBay.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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