- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

Man: I just bought this hearing aid Friend: How much did it cost Man: No it's 8 o'clock

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

Lambos are red Tuxedos are Blue The cat is out of the bag Shit, we're all gonna die in helll

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

SEX IS LIKE MATH ADD THE BED SUBTRACT THECLOTHES DIVIDE THE LEGS AND PRAY U DONT MULTIPLY!!!!

why did the chicken cross the road he didnt he was hit by a van

What do you call a man with ADHD ? A man with ADHD.

Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

2 beavers enter a bar, destroy all the stool legs, and leave.

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What do you call a cold chicken? A Raw Chicken.

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Knock knock Who's there? No one ever mentioned someone named "there" it's me, Jim

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