Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

Are you gay. No. Ok.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Adolf the Red-Nosed Hitler

whats black and strange a paki

When is Florida not the sunshine state? At night.

two flowers in a meddow recently bloomed a cow came over and ate them, and the cow died of herpes the next day

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

Whats included in over 90% of all car crashes? A Car

A paralysed man falls over.

Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

What do you call a black man with no legs? Crippled.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape the hen.

A man walks into a bar, he says ouch.

Whats black, white, and red all over? Hot sauce on a checkerboard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

A blonde walked into a hair salon. She got her hair dyed black, as she is sick and tired of jokes that scrutinize those with blonde hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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