- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar.the bar was metal and he cracked his skull

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

I once went to a Haitian party, yea.. The DJ really brought the house down.

Why did Mike Tyson say he would eat his children? Thats mean! friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: Why not just vi0late them REALLY REALLY FUCKlNG HARD! Its a Win/Win/Win/Sore ass situation.

women's rights.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

What"s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff.

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

all these jokes are horrible now

Who is a pussy ass bitch and is and has a chode? - Jeff Misner

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

Rose are Red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

When I find out where you live I'm going to burn down your house, kill your family, and while your crying in you demise I am going to slit your throat.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You tell her an anti joke

A rapist and a little child walk through a dark forest. The little child says: "It's scary here." Rapist answers: "Tell me about, I gotta go back alone through here."

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