Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

Q. What did the monkey say to his little brother? A. Nothing. Monkeys are physically incapable of speaking, therefore it is impossible for them to communicate using the human language.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

Yo mama so fat, she suffered a heart attack last week and we are all deeply concerned.

teacher:humpty dumpty sat on a wall.... me: wait, why was he up there ms.park? teacher: well hes never been the same since vietnam, his wife divorced him and now hes a raging alcoholic.

What do you call an old lady walking down the street? Widowed.

No just stuff on the internet when I get bored, like on facebook and stuff, why a nurse? Whats wrong? Is he ill?

How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Sorry, I'm a poof.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses the best ingredients.

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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