Q:Whats worse, being chased by a chainsaw or being dunked on by LeBron James? A:Since a chainsaw has one of the sharpest metal blades know to mankind, it would be the chainsaw. Although this reguires effort, it is a known fact that Lebron James has been dunked on by some kid at Xaiver, so I would think the chainsaw would hurt more.

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.why did 6 hate 7 and 8? because they were blocking her from 9!

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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Roses are red Pickles are green I leik ur legs and whats inbetween

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What's worst than finding a worm in your apple? A fat kid sitting on you

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What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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YOU: Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy swimming in a pool? Nothing except one has melenan in their skin

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

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My friend was in court for stealling smoothies so i told him to plead innocent and received 10 years in a federal prison and a fine of up too £5000 pounds

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Why is Short Circuit the best movie ever made? Because it tastes like lemons

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Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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what did the girl say when she lost her shoe where is my shoe

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

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Whats brown and sticky? A antelope.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

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what did the Nazi say to the Jew? I hate you

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Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Why couldn't the emo kid finish reading his book? Because he was on the titanic when it sank.

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