A princess kisses a frog to transform it into a prince.. She is soon arrested for committing bestiality

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice titttttss.

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-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

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Thank you, you remind me that I am not insane, just because I believe we humans can accomplish more, by uniting as one, rather than fighting one another. I feel as if I belong somewhere else, yet the question remains always, are people such as you better, or are we relics from the past?

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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What happens if you accidentally say your best-male friend's name instead of your boyfriend's name during sex? Nothing, they're both named Adam.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

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Q: why did suzie fall out of the swing? A: because she was a pinecone

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple? The Color Wheel.

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What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Your mom's so fat that when she stepped on the scale at the doctors office the doctor said " hey i wanted your weight not your phone number"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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