- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven is black.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

i get knocked down, but i don't get up again. my leg is broken and therefore makes it extremely difficult for me to stand up on my own.

Jolly Rancher the particle beam is in the alpha quadrant and we are good to go.Please confirm receipt of this communique. Cell Leader Iqbal

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Anti-jokes

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

What did the man say when he walked into a bar? Nothing because he got knocked out because he was running too fast and hit his head.

A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

Yo mama so fat, when the waiter handed her the menu, she said "yes"

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