- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? It's socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

What's the easiest way to get a cat out of a tree? Call the fire department and allow them to safely reach the cat and properly extract it from the tree while you watch from below.

What did the cat say when it stepped in poo? Meow.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

How do u get high, meet a leprachaun, and touch a rainbow? U find a leprechaun shoot him, steal his pot, and run up the rainbow silly!

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

Why didn't the condemned man seek a reprieve of his execution? He forgot.

What did the cowboy say when he went into the car showroom in Germany? He commented on the models and designs, and asked to try a few out. Then he left, saying he would consider buying one but didn't want to commit too suddenly or too soon.

Women outside of the kitchen.

Why do black people make the best milkshakes? because they use the finest ingredients

Camon is to Jerry Sandusky as Cole Ryder is to Will Higgins!

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

why did the black man cross the road? to get away from the racists

The Princess is in another castle

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

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