Why did the girl fall down the stairs? Because her asshole brother pushed her :)

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Q:Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable A:The Wheelchair

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What's worse than getting sockson your birthday? Getting cancer on your birthday.

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¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ _________________________________________ That's a road. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot that made this joke, me. And what did the idiot do? He ate it with barley. There was food poisoning. Where did the idiot's vomit go? In yo poo.

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? *snicker* F*ck a duck.

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What do you call a black guy that has a big white coat, an assortment of knives and a couple of women working for him? A doctor

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Why are asians so good at maths? Because their culture exercises a hard work ethic in order for many of them to achieve high ranking jobs in order to support their families

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Why did the jew cross the road Because he was being cornered by 10 nazis that had automatic guns

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I have an excuse why one leg and one arm ar shorter than the ather two. I was born sideways and pulled out by an arm and a leg, trust me im not stupid or gay... ASSSSSSSSSSSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........................That was my turrets kickin in and i have dislexia if i didnt spell turrets right

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

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Walnut

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What did the white person say to the black person? Nothing because he was black

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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What's 9 + 10 19

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whats worst then being raped tortured and killed? it happening to 500000 puppies DX

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What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

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What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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