- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

I was going to tell a joke about your mom's vagina, but that's overused.

How do you ask a blonde out to dinner? Politely

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

Is your daddy a thief? Because he stole my wallet.

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

A blonde was taking a Math exam, so she brought her Asian boyfriend with her. It turns out they were going to his father's retirement party afterwards.

Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

What do you call a black person who has fallen? an ambulance

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

a black man did not eat chicken.

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