- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

One night a man layed on his bed and looked into the skies, then he realizes: WHERE THE HELL IS MY CEILING!?!?!

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What do you call a lepucaun leaping in a feild of flowers, on christmas? Ground beef.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

Why did the Liberal tell the truth? If one ever does we will have the answer.

Why did i try to write a funny joke? Cuz i was desperately bored.....

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

Hickory Dickory Dock My dog died today.

Why did Teresa fall off the swing? She had no arms. Who is knocking at the door? Not Teresa.

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

A man walks into a grab and go restaurant and asks the man if he can stay, the man replies "yes."

YOU WONT GIVE THIS A THUMBS UP!!!! YOU WONT DO ITTTT

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

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