What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

Q-What's funnier than 24? A-Most black jokes

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

Your momma's so fat that she went on a diet.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Why didn't the priest move in with the two rabbi? Because having three adults between the ages of 18 and 65 occupying the dwelling would have violated their insurance policy.

What do you call an argument between a Jew and a German? World War 2

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Y did the boy fall down the stairs???? He was In a wheel chair

What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

you will like this because i am black.

Ding Dong! Who's the - - - wait - - - I don't have a doorbell.

Q: What do you call a blonde, a brunette, and a red head all who are 16 years old and standing in a school? A: High School Students

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

chuck norris can round house kick reasonably well

Knock Knock Opens door because they were expecting visitors

What would you call the baby of an elephant and a rhinoceros? Nothing. They are two entirely different species and therefore cannot breed.

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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