What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

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here's my two cents worth! *hands you two pennies , entire life savings*

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What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

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What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

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What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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Q. what is black ans white and red all over A. a shot to death zebra

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Biting into an orange and finding Helen Kellar

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding two worms in your apple. Whats worse than finding two worms in your apple, the Holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust, finding three worms in your apple.

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Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

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What did the raped girl say to the doctor? Nothing she was dead on arrival.

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Text this number just cuz 16305208722

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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