What did the boy say after smoking weed for the first time? -"I don't really feel anything" and his friends explained that is sometimes the case for a first time smoker.

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Why do hummingbirds hum? They don't realize how annoying it is.

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Why did the guy playing Monopoly sell Boardwalk for $100 to the woman wearing an exotic outfit which shows off her boobs but wouldn't sell Boardwalk for $1000 to the other person that was playing the game? The other person had Park Place as well which would have given them a monopoly on the blue property if he had sold it to that person. And $100 is all the girl had or he would have asked for more but he needed the $100 in order to pay this other player and keep himself from going bankrupt after landing on one of his Hotels.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a murderer.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? A tree stapled to a baby

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

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How come anti jokes r funny

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Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

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Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

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What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

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What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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A man walked into a bar. He was only 19, but technically a man. Underage drinking is not O.K.

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Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares its a chicken.

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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