Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot, racist.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

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WOw you have no life

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Wanna here a joke? Dylan Shipleys penis!!!

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why couldnt the pirate get into the movies? Because it was rated pg-13 and his parents didnr likw him watching that

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What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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You know what the Germans have to say about problems? For every problem there is a final solution.

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Sam: This math homework is gay. Cory: You should pursue a romantic relationship with your gay math homework.

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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N-E Pats never cheated

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The awkward when you didn't actually say moment.

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What's worse than a dead baby in a barrel? A dead baby in 8 barrels.

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What did Harold homeless man get for his Birthday? after several years of a meth abuse Harold lost contact with his family. As a result Harold received nothing but an extra bowl of soup at his local soup kitchen.

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck Norris." "Chuck Norris who?" "NOBODY SAYS 'CHUCK NORRIS WHO'!!!"

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Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

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how many black men did it take to steal from the whitehouse? Obama.

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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