why dont you ever run over a black guy thats on a bike? because you will be sewed and also probably have the shit kicked out of you

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What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Knock knock? Whos there? Knock knock. WHOS IS THERE?!?!? Knock Knock is, my name is Knock Knock.

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u know whats a crime? rape

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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a man walks in to a night club he can not danse so he just wachis pepol

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What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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How about that airplane food? Ive never been on a plane you tell me

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? names.....

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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What didn't the man piss on the dead baby? Because that is just morally wrong. Instead, he reported it to the police and aided the cause of justice.

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[Set up] [No punch line]

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who lives a pineapple under the sea? a proper spazztwat.

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your mom

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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What do you call a person who is deaf. It doesn't matter, they wont be able to hear it when you call them.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems make sense banana monkey glue

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What's the difference between a statue and a real human? The statue can't run if the birds shit on it.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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