A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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What's the difference between Republicans and Democrats? There is a series of boxes which one can choose to check on a ballot, officially registering an individual with a certain party. Available parties include the Green Party, The American Communist Party, The Republican Party, and the Democratic Party among others. Republicans choose to check the Republican box, Democrats choose to check the Democrat box. Also Republicans are closet homosexuals and Democrats are terrorists.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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A black man shoots some hoops. One of the bullets bounces off the rim and hits him in the eye. The man dies. His grandmother is still alive to attend his funeral.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Seriously, I am going to tell you, but you know, what would you have preferred that it was if you could choose, I am kinda insecure about these things, and people can read these messages so...

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A very unfortunate blind fish.

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What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

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How do you kill a hobo? Throw a penny off a clif.. How do you kill another hobo? Tell him the penny's still down there

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Q: What's the worst part about having sex with a cougar? A: Dying...

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Lol XD,now that is bad ass of you to say that, what about her, does she get to go around too?

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Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

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What sport do all black people like? This is impossible to answer because not all black people like the same sport.

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how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop who? (smell my poo)

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Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

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What did the girl get with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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Why did the man say "huh?" Because he didn't hear what they said.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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