A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

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There was 3 guys. A mexican, a black guy, and a jew. They work at a construction site and one day they found what appears to be a magic lamp. The mexican guy rubs the lamp hoping for a genie to appear and grant them wishes. Sure enough a genie appears. "I have been freed from the magic lamp." Says the genie "I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The mexican guy did not understand english. The jew steals the lamp and the black guy stabs him. The next day a blonde goes to the crime scene. He spot the magic lamp on the floor, picks it up, and rubs it. The genie appears. "I have been freed from the lamp. I shall grant one wish and one wish only to whoever rubbed the magic lamp." The blonde says "I wish Jose could speak ad understand english." Suddenly, the mexican appears and says "Thank you."

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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What did Christopher Columbus say to his men before they got on the ship? Get on the ship.

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thumbs up if you want 10 dollars to ya paypal.. email me @ sickguy42@hotmail.com

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1st guy:i like anti jokes. 2nd guy:me too, they make me laugh.

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What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

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What's old and wrinkly? old people

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How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

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Why wasn't the black kid allowed in the school? Because it was the Southern United States in the 1930s and due to racial tensions at the time most public facilities were seperated by race.

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there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

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I like the color potato.

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Why was the ginger crying? Because they used him as the fire hydrant.

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How do you put in a lightbulb? Call your local electrition

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Justin Beiber is a good singer

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

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whats the difference between a thousand dead babies and a porshe? i dont have a porshe in my garage

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Whats big orange and likes to eat rocks? a big orange rock eater

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What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What is my favorite color? How the heck should I know?

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