- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at him.

i cant STAND cripple jokes

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

A woman walked into a club. Or at least, that's what her abusive boyfriend told the police.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why did the chicken cross the road? I forgot.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

whay did the monkey fall out of the tree? he was dead. why did the cat fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

I went to a restaurant, but after I ate the food felt sick, then I remembered that I ordered penis with cum Popsicles so I knew it couldn't be the food

The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? .... a broken head.

A black guy walks into a resturaunt. he finishes his drink, graciously tips the bartender and leaves.

If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

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