Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

women's rights

Person 1: have you ever seen Helen Kellers house? Person 2: No i havent Person 1: Neither did she

2 guys walk into a bar but the third one has known about what happens to the third guy but since he is reading this in a newspaper and his unaware of his surroundings he walks into the bar anyway and feels very foolish.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? -a black man that left his family

What do 9 out of every 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

Hey connor and brett its ben, you are both at my house

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

why did the man choke at the lunch table. Police there is a banana attacking me what should I do?

What do you call a man with no head? Nothing he has no ears.

What did you the blonde death amuptee child get for Christmas? Cancer.

How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

you see theres this guy.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Why is 16 scared of 17? Because 17, 18, 19 *crickets*

What do you call a dolphin without a head? Dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What would Michael Jackson do on the Moon? Nothing. He's dead.

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