- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

Why didn't Johnny ride his bike to school today? Because it is Saturday

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Easter? A: Diabetes

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

The Awkward moment when the world doesn't end

How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

what did the guy think who woke up with his hands and feet nailed to a barn. IS THIS BECAUSE IM BLACK!

A blonde keeps walking down her driveway to her mailbox.Finally, her neighbor asks, "Why?" The blonde replies, "The computer says I've got mail."

An old lady at an atm told me to check her balance So i pushed her over

Three gay men are in a bath tub and bubbles come up and one says "who farted?"

Whats the difference between a Cadillac and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Why did the deer cross the road? To cause the car crash that killed my father when i was just 15 years old.

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

the next time someone says "yolo" im going to pull out my shotgun and reply "sadly..."

What do you get when an elephant and a pig have baby? Nothing, mating between animals must take place between animals of the same species, thus making it impossible to cross these two animals

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme But this one doesnt

What's the difference between a cow? Trick question—cows eat carrots!

How many stripes are there on a policeman's socks? None, policemen must wear regulation plain black socks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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