- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Roses are red Violets are blue Buttercups are yellow Thats about it

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Why didn't the Irishman walk into the bar? Beacause he had killed himself the previous night as a result of his alcoholism.

Yo mama is so fat, she lost in a race to a person who had less physical mass.

Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

What is the way to a man's heart? Through his stomach. With a knife. Then then go up a little.

Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

Knock Knock........wait there cars gone, I'll come back later

"I know it. I can feel it in my nuggets." -Chicken Joe

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why didn't the chicken not get across the road? Cause it's head got shot off by some drunk asshole

Stephen Hawking is so paranoid, always looking over his shoulder.

King Triton: "As much as it pains me to lose you, Ariel, I want you to be happy with your prince..." Ariel: "So why don't you just turn Eric into a merman?" King Triton: "Good idea."

My new friend, aka future fuckbuddy asked me what I do for a living. I told her, I write books. She asked me if I had gotten anything published yet. I told her: EXCUSE ME? DID I SAY I WAS A PUBLISHER? She laughed, for some reason... Good enough of an Antichri... Antijoke.

What did the little boy say to his malignant tumour? "Hello" The tumour did not respond.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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