- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Knock knock open

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

Q: What's the difference between a vampire and a lawyer? A: A lot of things.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

what did the frog say to the plane HE NO CRY SO I CRY FOR HIM

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends. How hard can you throw?

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Poop

Hi what I lug you

i like my coffee like i like my women ... with big titis

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Wife: Where were you all night. Husband: Cheating on you with your sister

A man decided to commit suicide. He did.

How do you stop a bus? throw a boy with an ice cream cone infront of the bus. but...come to think of it, that may not work. he might drop the ice cream on top of it >:l

Its Erron, listen, we got to talk, I do not mind your pictures, but I am not going to call you because of that weird spot on your face, its just 101 basics here, I suggest you shut down the access to this site to the rest of your employees, this might get very personal.

Who won the race through the underpass, the black man or the polish man? The black man as he crossed the finish line several seconds earlier.

A blonde girl walks into a hairdressers and asks for a slight trim. She leaves the hairdressers fairly happy with the result although she was unhappy with the price which she later concluded was most likely because of the rising inflation. However overall she felt it had been a successful outing.

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