- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The joke below me was written by someone who was mauled by a panther and raped by a tribe.

Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

What happens if a black person meets a white person? They shake hands

#If you go down in the woods today, your sure of a big surprise #If you go down in the woods today, you better go in disguise. # I don't know why, I started typing this out and realized I couldn't actually come up with a suitable concluding line.

Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

What do an asian, a black man, and a Mexican all have in common? They all belong minorites that at one time have been outcast by society

A cat walks into a bar, the bartender says "pussy?"

What do you call a feminist that believes that all women have just as many rights as men? Stupid.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What did the big traffic light say to the little traffic light? It didnt it's a traffic light.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

how do you kill a blonde?? put a scratch n sniff on the bottom of a pool

AYE DEAD ON CAOIMHIN

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

Why wasn't Hellen Keller a good driver? She didnt get her driver license...

your mom is so stupid she got raped

Chuck noris is so awesome that he brings a knife to a gun-fight, and wins

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