Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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How many Cancer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Cancer does not affect one's ability to install light bulbs.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A hurt animal that should promtly be taken to the RSPCA for surgery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

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Little Justin's bike has a flat tire has a flat tire. He asks his dad to inflate it. "Sure Justin I can fix that for you." Said his father. But he overinflates the tire, causing the tire to explode and ignite the chemicals. The house burns to the ground, killing Justin and his parents. The fire then spreads and the hole city burns. 50,000 people die.

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where did susan go durring the explotion? every where...

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- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

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what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

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What did the boy get for his birthday? Older.

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what do you call a cat with no tail? smithers.

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Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Yo mama's so fat, she died of a mixture of obesity and type 1 diabetes.

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Your dad is so gay that he payed for a male prostitute to have sex and now your family is in ruins.

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Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

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Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

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your momma is so fat that she should be worried about her higher risk of heart disease, diabetes, and ugliness.

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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What's brown, smells like shit, and are annoying as hell? Taking shits

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What are annoying? Ads.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

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What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

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How do you find a true idiot jump in the road when the light is green.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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