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What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

What do kittens and napkins have in common? You can sneeze into both of them except the kitten doesn't like it

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

A elephant drowns when it was swimming, why did this happen? Who cares its already dead!

Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

Why did the dog lick his balls? Because he can.

Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

roses are red violets are blue i have AIDS i'm about to die

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

Why are asians such bad drivers? Cause they constantly have their eyes closed.

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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