Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody is here, nobody would ever want to knock on the door of you. Yes, you. You reading these awful jokes.

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You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

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What do you call someone who puts one number on here as a joke? Someone with no life.

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Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

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What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

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What's black and breaks your stove when falling from a tree? Your stove

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Roses are red Violets are fine I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Why did the clown's ballon animal pop? He was a victim in a drive by shooting.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Angus is so Scottish he wears a kilt when it is socially appropriate.

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Oh, well if you want, I would like for you to tell her that I wish her good health, suddenly it sounds like I am speaking with spider man here, so you could balance on the top of a tower like a ninja and stuff?

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Donald Trump

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Why did Sally fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally

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Whats red and black and has 8 legs? 4 dead african babies.

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Q: What's Funnier than a baby spinning around a pole at 300 MPH? A: Stopping it with a shovel.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

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Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Why did Little Jimmy cross the road? Little Jimmy doesnt have arms and legs, silly, he cant cross the road.

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Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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