why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Q: How many Jews are there in Germany? A: None, they all died in the holocaust

Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

What do you call a saxaphone playing unicorn, that's flying away to a distant planet on a penguin? a dream

How do you stop a air plane? You throw small infants into the turbine.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Mary.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

No because your face is really f***** up.

Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

A guy walks into a Bar ........ OUCH

what is red and lies on the floor? the boy that jumped out of the plane

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

world society

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Why didnt Timmy Go to school? He Died.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Why was the mother sad? Because she had just watched her beloved baby get shoved in a blender.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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