- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Joe Bereta is a member of al Qaeda.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Why couldn't the boy watch the DVD about pirates? Because his mother did not understand the importance of putting the disc back in it's case after use, and as a result, has become too damaged for the DVD Player to play.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

Whats the difference between anti-jokes and regular jokes? A Fridge full of dead babies being thrown at a black man with no arms or legs swinging from a tree.

what did michael jackson do when i swore at him? nothing he's dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

Knock Knock Who's there? Can you sign for this package? Certainly

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? HE WAS DEAD STUPID IDIOT.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What was pauls mum screaming? Rape

Bill: Heydidyouknowlosersaywhat Donny: What? Bill: Loser

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

Poker face

This isn't funny.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

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