What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

Whats the difference between a soccer ball and a baby? Babies cry when I kick them.

What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

A bartender walks into a bar. About 8 hours later, he goes home.

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

When is a door not a door? When it is ajar.

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Whats the difference between black people and white people? They're both people.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

roses are blue viloets are red this poem doesnt make sense microwave

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

Mohamed is driving a taxi to the airport at 20mph How many pounds of explosives are strapped to his chest?

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Whatever his name happens to be.

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what to call someone thats gay zak

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

Anti Joke

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