- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Jesus say when he walked on water? I'm drowning

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Doctor, Doctor. I think I've broke my arm! I'm going to refer you to the fracture clinic.

Who won the race? I don't know look it up.

A blonde walks into an electronics store. She asks an assistant, "Can I buy that TV"? He says, "Sure, no problem." She then walks out of the store, happy with the purchase that she made.

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar? Actually it's my cookie jar, and my cookies. I stole nothing.

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Why didn't the dog come to his master when it was called? It didn't have any legs.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

women are like puzzles because prior to 1920 neither had the right to vote, puzzles still don't.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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