Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What's the difference between and Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout returned from camp.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

One day a mexican guy came up with a great anti-joke about jewish guys. Upon sharing it with a canadian buddy of his, he collapsed and died from a cerebral hemorrhage where he was then hit by a bus and mauled to bits by a pack of saber-tooth tigers.

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A blonde, a redhead and a brunette are stranded on an island. They find a genie, who grants them three wishes. The brunette wishes to go back home. The redhead wishes to go back home too. The blonde misses her friends, so she wishes to go back home too.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Christ is a conspiracy

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

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Roses are black, Violets are too. I'm colourblind. Stop laughing.

My therapist says that I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that!

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

why navy seals ? they shot osoma bin laden in the face...... multiple times

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

A horse walks into a bar and the bar asks "Why the long face?". The horse replies " I am deeply troubled by the anthropomorphic aspects of my existence and the extent to which I am now protected by law."

When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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