- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why was the boy sad? He was harassed by his mum who died in the 1800's and went into a depressive state in which he drove himself to death using a pair of pliers and a rechargeable battery. No, he really just stubbed his toe.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

What has four legs but can't walk? A tranquilized bear

Once, a woman told her son to be a peach and fetch some sugar. Little did she know that a genie heard her. The next day, she was horrified to find her son gone and a peach in his bed.

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why did the man stop running. He was tierd

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

What's the difference between a Lamborgini and 100 dead babies? I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

Why did the gay man not walk straight? Because I took a jack hammer to his foot

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

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